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Hello there! ;)
Wed Oct 7, 2009, 9:45 PM
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: D your so full of awesomness i freakin love your gallery :3
Fri Sep 25, 2009, 7:13 PM
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Luv the faces :D
Fri Sep 18, 2009, 12:24 PM
~MiSHMiCH:iconMiSHMiCH:
Tehe.... I'm a goggles freak too C: Lmao
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Hi,thanks for the fav.Your style is so cool,so goth:-)I really love it!
Wed Aug 26, 2009, 3:11 AM
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luv the stamps <3
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Takin' a shout. :D
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imma in your shoutbox throwin some luv :heart:
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Thu Nov 19, 2009, 5:36 PM
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I’m from...
I like...
I look like...
I have (a) bad...
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I was...
But now I’m...
Mom always said I...
Dad always said I...
I daydream about...
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I cry when...
What makes me mad is...
When I’m mad I...
The truth is...
I’m afraid of...
I wish I had...
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I wish I’d never...
Someday I’ll...
I don’t like...
I hate...
I think I’m...
Others say I’m...
I wonder why...
If I met an alien I’d...
I’m waiting for...
I wish I could...
I wonder what work happen if...
I wonder when...
If than money I...
When alone I...
I cant understand...
When stressed out, I...
What’s most important to me is...
My personal theme song is...


Jendorfski’s Top Ten Songs of 2009:

1 “My Bum’s Too Tubby For My Slacks” by Wilhelmina Demetrius
2. “Cracking Eggs On Your Head” by the Wire Whisks
3. “Don’t Toot In My Room Again” by Scalawag Crossing
4. “Grump On The Lawn” by Aunt Twitch
5. “ Play That Ocarina, Fairy Boy” by Ganny and The Moblins
6. “I Should Have Dropped You On The Floor” by The Bagladies
7. “Jiggle The Handle” by Flaming Hobos
8. “ Pumpkin Buns” by Earl and Stan
9. “I’ll Knit You A Beakwarmer” by Huck Buckles
10.“Shinigami Under My Bed” by The Collywobbles



Random Funny Words of the Day:

weenie
hocker
dinky
tush
rumble
girdle
toejam
jockey
wench
pantaloons

I'm seller Steampunk Hamster on Ebay: [link]

The Jenlings' galleries:
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my OTHER account: :iconsteampunkhamster:
  • Mood: Teasing
  • Listening to: "Daddy Clogged It" by Slithering Bears
  • Drinking: coffee (black)

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: a lovely dungeon crammed with art in Michigan
  • Interests: Music & Art, hamsters
  • Favourite movie: Cloverfield, Advent Children, Death Note, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle
  • Favourite band or musician: Dr. Steel, The Damned, Gorillaz, Blue Man Group
  • Favourite genre of music: all
  • Favourite artist: Alphonse Mucha, Wen-M
  • Favourite style of art: Art Nouveau, anime/manga, anything beautiful
  • Favourite game: Animal Crossing (all three!) Windwaker, Twilight Princess
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, DS, Game Cube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ganondorf, Piccolo, Zangetsu, Vegeta, Ryuk, Kenpachi
  • Personal Quote: "this was unbelieve it!" "Unrageous!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Sharpies, Prismacolor pencils, PhotoshopCS4 and me own two hands!

If you play Animal Crossing, which do you like best? 

36%
9 deviants said Wild World on the DS
32%
8 deviants said The original on the Game Cube.
24%
6 deviants said All three!
8%
2 deviants said City folk on the Wii

:shrug:

The Outies Dictionary of Necessary Words
2009 Edition
By Vetch & Grotto Horter

clarence - bathroom exhaust fan

floober - anything you cant think of the name of

budge latch - screen door lock

persplode - what bombs and fireworks do

bletch - 1. a puddle of barf on the floor
2. what everyone else in the room says when someone barfs

steevd – what your hair is when it sticks up in an unfashionable mass in the middle of your head

steev – to spike ones’ hair only on the center top of one’s head

Clooble – a village near West Trudgefoot

clooble – to mess something up

mudwhipe -a doormat, also the name of Danny Pretzel’s second son

Jostler – the mayor of Clooble

dah– what one gasps when finally getting ones’ teeth unstuck after eating caramels

dart – an on-the-run fart

flub – fat that jiggles; flubaceous

gaswort – a bean plant used to make fartbombs. The dried beans of this plant expand rapidly when exposed to water

pampy or pampa – a disposable diaper or pullup, especially those found flattened in parking lots

noshbrowns – good brown finger food, such as pop tarts, candy bars and chocolate pudding

crustaceous – 1. inclined to become crusty
2. inclined to become surly

thrashaceous – inclined to thrash

flail n’ hoot – 1. a very loud obnoxious party
2. what one does when chased by hornets

flap n’ chug – what one does when one doesn’t know how to watusi

watusi – a mysterious dance only geezers know, like a cross between the “Sosh” and the “Mashed Potato”

funky hippo – a good easy dance

conflab –a toilet seat, as in thou shalt not peedle on the conflab

burp juice – sodapop

garbled scroogins – fried onions or onion rings

ground zero – the area around ones’ mini trampoline after one has worked out on it

cheaves “cheese heaves”, when one barfs up their school lunch of soggy baked macaroni & cheese

bow chet – the way a person we know with a heavy Polish accent pronounces “bull s---“

gruel – overcooked oatmeal used by geezers as denture adhesive

sheezer – a female geezer

codger – manufacturer of codpieces

weenis – elbow skin, good for pinching, pulling, etc. EX: Ha ha! I pulled your weenis!

loach- an extremely handsome guy, usually the “ pretty boy” type

onga-nonga - a phrase one uses when one is exasperated with
fiddling with ones’ belt. Especially when there are bats
climbing up ones’ legs for a bite of cheese from aforementioned belt.

brute – a muscular, thuggish prune,

half-brute- A muscular, thuggish heathen prune

shmooze – the sudden, messy foam that comes from pouring a just opened bottle of cherry coke that one sucks up through long puckered wips.

caper – to dance and/or thrash about madly. Very fun.

boobage- cleavage gained by taping up or otherwise squishing up ones' dual upper extremities.

burdinade- grenade

snafferwaffer- sniper rifle.

choik- to poke someone sharply in their side [see shiv]

Divot- A small indentation in a wall or door made with a wooden sword

deborgly- a calm warning to another that flaming weasels are about to bite their butt

NYURRG!- an exclamation of disgust

P’Toonie- A holiday celebrated by certain artistic people on March 18, usually with much food, presents, decorations, and fighting over Guitar Hero

Buubas!- an expression of extreme happiness when one digs up a rare item

shiv- to poke with a somewhat pointy object

muumuu- a large, brightly-colored, tent-like garment designed to hide ones’ unshapely blemishes

The Jenlings!

Yes, these are my five children! :love:
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Our Hammies

Buffpuff!

Momo!

Yuko!

Woona!

Tick and Tock!

Doon!

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:iconprincevegetaslover:
thanks for the fave!! :meow:

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